Studied at 2018.10.18
00:16.7 Whoo. Yeah.
00:18.8 Somebody make some | motherfucking noise in here!
00:25.2 Fuck these people.
00:31.0 Man, this place is unbelievable.
00:33.6 Fucking Goolybib, man.
00:35.2 Those guys build a | mediocre piece of software,
00:37.0 that might be worth something someday,
00:38.9 and now they live here.
00:40.7 There’s money flying | all over Silicon Valley
00:42.5 but none of it ever seems to hit us.
00:45.0 What the hell are you eating?
00:46.7 Liquid shrimp. It’s 200 dollars a quart.
00:49.2 Wylie Dufresne made it.
00:51.0 How does it taste?
00:53.4 Like how I would imagine cum tastes.
00:55.9 You guys taking it all in?
00:58.7 Because this is what it looks like when
01:00.8 Google acquires your company | for over 200 million dollars.
01:04.4 Look Dustin Moskovitz.
01:06.9 Elon Musk. Eric Schmidt.
01:09.1 Whatever the fuck the guy’s | name is who created Photrio.
01:11.7 I mean, Kid Rock is the | poorest person here.
01:15.2 Apart from you guys.
01:16.6 Ok, there’s 40 billion dollars
01:19.0 of net worth, walking around this party.
01:21.2 And you guys are standing | around drinking shrimp
01:23.3 and talking about what cum tastes like.
01:25.3 Yeah, I heard that. You | guys live in my Incubator
01:28.8 you’ve got to network. That’s | why I brought you here.
01:31.6 I got us in here.
01:33.3 Javeed over there is my ex-room-mate.
01:35.7 Yeah, but I drove.
01:38.4 Eric Schmidt, Erlich Bachman.
01:42.8 It’s amazing how the men | and women at these things
01:44.9 always separate like this.
01:46.6 Yeah, every party in Silicon Valley | ends up like a hasidic wedding.
01:50.4 Not even the Goolybib guys | were talking to girls.
01:53.0 They don’t have to, Big Head.
01:54.8 This house talks to girls.
01:59.7 Hello! Whoo!
02:02.8 I got seven words for you.
02:05.9 I love Goolybib’s integrated-multi-platform-functionality!
02:12.9 Yeah! Whoo!
02:17.1 But seriously,
02:19.3 you know, a few days ago, when we were sitting down with Barak Obama,
02:23.0 I turned to these guys and said,turn to : to ask a person or organizaition for help or supportex)he felt he has no one to turn to.
02:24.3 ok, you know, we’re making a lot of money.
02:27.4 And yes, we’re disrupting digital media.
02:30.7 But most importantly
02:33.6 we’re making the world a better place.
02:36.3 Through constructing elegant
02:37.7 hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility.
02:42.4 So everyone.
02:45.2 Here’s too many more nights just like this one.
02:49.2 Take it away, my good friend, Kid Rock.
02:53.8 What a dick.
03:07.8 Big Head, there is a personal ad section on this asperger site.
03:12.0 Holy shit, this one is looking for
03:13.8 a relationship that has the potential to become
03:15.7 sexual in nature.”
03:17.3 holly, she is on the spectrum.
03:19.1 She can’t even make eye contact with the camera.
03:21.6 Richard, can I talk to you for a second?
03:23.3 - Solo. | - Mm-hmm.
03:27.8 We need to talk about Pied Piper.
03:31.4 What about it? The website’s up and running,
03:34.0 I’m just redesigning the compression. It just needs users.
03:36.5 Yeah, no shit.
03:38.5 But even if somebody wanted to use it
03:40.2 they wouldn’t be able to figure out how to. It’s incomprehensible.
03:43.0 Now, Richard, when you pitched me Pied Piper you said
03:45.4 it was | gonna be, “the Google of music.”
03:47.7 Which is a really rad way to pitch something.
03:49.6 I mean, I liked it. I thought it had “applications”.
03:52.0 No, it has all that. | Look, when it blows up,
03:54.5 and it will once it reaches a critical mass of users,
03:56.9 Pied Piper will be able to search the whole world
03:59.1 of recorded music to find out if there’s a match to see if
04:01.6 you’re infringing on any copyrighted material.
04:03.6 So, if you’re a song writer or a band…
04:05.2 Ok, first of all, nobody gives a shit
04:06.6 about stealing other people’s music, ok?
04:08.9 Everybody involved in the music industry
04:10.8 is either stealing it or sharing it.
04:12.2 They’re all a bunch of assholes, especially Radiohead.
04:14.2 - Look, Richard… | - No.
04:15.6 Yeah, they’re assholes.
04:18.0 Now, look, Richard, if you want to live here,
04:20.2 you’ve got to deliver.
04:21.4 I can’t have dead weight at my Incubator, ok?
04:25.4 Either that, or show some promise for fuck’s sake.
04:27.8 Like NipAlert, Big Head’s app.
04:30.7 It gives you the location of a woman with erect nipples.
04:33.4 Now, that’s something people want.
04:35.1 Richard, you need to get in touch with humanity.
04:37.3 When I sold my company, Aviato,
04:39.5 I wanted to give back. That’s why I started this place,
04:42.3 to do something big. To make a difference.
04:45.0 You know, like Steve.
04:46.9 Uh, Jobs or Wozniak?
04:51.9 Steve Jobs or Steve…
04:53.0 Oh, I heard you.
04:55.3 - Which one? | - Jobs.
04:57.8 I mean, Jobs was a poser. | He didn’t even write code.
05:03.0 You just disappeared up your own asshole.
05:06.0 - You know that? You did. | - Well, technically…
05:08.8 Big Head, I’m gonna be meditating.
05:10.4 He knew how to package the ideas, but it was Wozniak that…